Once upon a time, there were four people: Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody. Whenever there was an important job to be done, AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody was sure that AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody would do it. AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody could have done it, but AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody did it. When AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody did it, AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody got angry because it was AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody's job. AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody thought that AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody would do it, but AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody realised that AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody would do it. So consequently AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody blamed AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody when AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody did what AnybodyEverybodyNobodySomebody could have done in the first place.